These words describe me best...

Son of Zeus  brother of Hercules  The next messiah

That's me...

If you dont like speaking in 1294428 languages at the same time, listening to music 24/7, play an instrument, play videogames, watch anime and fascinate about japanese culture....then we wont be very good friends

I'm looking for...

The 7 Dragon Balls (I have 2 already)

What makes you laugh?

Memes, racist jokes, dark jokes, offensive jokes.
Everything should be laughed about, but if you are willing to give it you must be willing to take it.

What makes you cry?

Michael Jackson - Earth Song
The death of Littlefoot's mum.
The death of Itachi (goddammit Sasuke!)

What are you afraid of?

Becoming so awesome that it causes a ripple in the time space continuum and the universum collapses around me in the biggest implosion ever.

What drives you mad?

People who hate on pineapple pizza, you just stupid.

What are your negative and positive features?

Negative: Can come off as an attention whore, difficulty to get serious
Positive: Can always make you smile, meme conneisseur

How do you spend your free time?

Music, Animes, Guitar, Games, Dogs, Laughing and trying to make people Laugh

You never leave the house without...

my Penis

What kind of music do you listen to?

Tibetan-bowl-dubstep-indian-dream-psygoa-black-core-progressive-minimalist-extreme-pagan-war-hybrid-pop-music

What's your favorite movie, series, book?

Whiplash
Shingeki no kyojin
Harry Potter and the prisoner of Azkaban

Which character from a book or movie would you like to be?

Uchiha Sasuke from Naruto

What's your motto?

You son of a bitch, Im in.

How important are your friends and family to you?

Not as important as you would think.

How important are the opinions of other people to you?

I only value the opinions of people I care about, or stunning blondes.

How important is god/religion/faith to you?

If it makes you happy, go for it, just dont be a dick

Do you believe in fate or astrology?

Yes

Love is...

...in the air....everywhere I look around....

How will you recognize your dream partner?

With my psychic superpowers

Your dream partner shouldn't be...?

Hitler's daughter

What does your dream relationship look like?

Dogs, Music, Nature, Love, Food, Cuddles, Laughter.

How important is erotic and sex to you?

Its important, but I can live without it aswell, now wait, I take this one back.